Things are down to the wire

and I am tired. But I am so close. Its pretty great. Forgive me for the lack of updates. I have been busy. Real short sentences. Its the way of the future.

Things to do when bored in College

I had to write this poem for a class. I wrote it in 5-10 minutes. Little editing. I kinda like it. Enjoy

Things to Do when bored at College.

Check your e-mail, a dozen times in as many minutes, no new Facebook comments, its a shame.
Walk around, enjoy the bizarre art your University has surely commissioned.
Read up on some history.
That building won an award?
You know you can always check your e-mail again. Go ahead.
Download some music, perfectly legal of course.
Go Drink.
Take a Sip, drink socially, get hammered, destroy your liver, you have one college life to live.
Wonder if your degree is useful. I know I can use a philosophy degree.
Join the dwindling straight edge coalition. We meet in the basement, there are 7 of us, one drunk.
Time to check that e-mail.
Screw up Noodle Bowl.
Go to Wawa.
You have no money, look at things in the Wawa and hope thats enough to sustain you.
Read the Watchmen, Sandman, V for Vendetta, Blankets beloved comic books you used to mock. In College its cool. Movies will ruin them.
Talk to your political polar opposite.
Watch the Game Show Network, Oh look Match Game!
New E-mail, my professor wants me to do what?
Destroy your sleep schedule.
Leave.

Sometimes movies are just terrible

I heard someone say that Josie and the Pussycats was satire? Really? I thought it was a vehicle for pretty ladies in cat ears and tails. Not everything has to be justified. Don't try and place attributes on something that aren't there. Sometimes a bad movie is just a bad movie. Like Howard the Duck, that wasn't some sort of satire of superheroes, or have some sort of acceptance message. No. That was George Lucas trying to make a movie. Hes not really very good at that anymore (and I am starting to wonder if he ever was). Sometimes a Bad Movie is just a Bad Movie.


On a somewhat related note check out my podcast: Backpunches. Its in iTunes. You have no excuse.

Things That should not be done/held/worn Ironically

1. Tattoos.
2. Jobs.
3. Cars.
4. Blogs.
5. Socks.
6. Music.
7. Friends.


I think thats a good list to start with.

Be gone.

Iblamethereds@gmail.com

I am not good at this

I am not good at blogging.

I am however good at other things
Like thinking of T-shirt Designs that no one will want/buy
Poorly editing podcasts that I keep telling myself I will post
Not doing papers until 5 Am a week after they were do
and of course
Making faces behind someone's back when they ask me to explain Recycling to the new kid. I think she understands it Michael.

That is all.