Clearly I fail at blogging

I am not good at it, in that it is irregular (and uninteresting) at best. I live a fairly mundane life, and not much of what I do I care to write about (and you should thank me for that. "As I swept up the lettuce I saw some lady just drop a tooth pick on the ground. I mean I just wanted to slap her SILLY!")

Yeah, its either that or a synopsis of people I don't like that you don't know. No one wants that, least of all me.

Ultimately I don't know what the point of this blog was, and I don't know if there will ever be a point and thats a major failing on my part. I need a point, I need focus and I need a reason.

If you would like to see more video from me visit youtube, I will be sure to post stuff there:

www.youtube.com/user/godofroads

If you are interested if following me on Twitter, please do so

http://twitter.com/AndyHatton

I actually update that. Until I found some kind of focus I expect updates to be few and far between.


But until then, I still Blame the Reds
-Andy-

I purchased the Flip Ultra yesterday.

Its a tiny, and has pretty good video for its size. Its just what I wanted.

Expect video and stuff.

Here is a quick test I shot with my co-worker Davis Le.

Atomik Comiks

I am going to rant about some comic books for a post. IF you don't care don't read it.



Secret Invasion issue 2 sucked. SUCKED. $4 for a normal length story, in which nothing happened. NoThInG. Oh we got Mockingbird back? Or did we? I DON'T CARE. Its freaking MOCKINGBIRD, no one in the book even cared. Ronin barely cared and hes married to her. Thats another thing, Ronin? Seriously. You are freaking Hawkeye you shouldn't have to steal dead Skrull Hawkeye's bow and arrow. You should have your own, its all you're good for.

And the Sentry. Paul Jenkins' original series was enough for this character. It was perfect. It was Awesome. Bendis has made him useless. He flies away crying every. Single. Issue. I don't care if he could take out Thor in a fight. If the Vision can get you to fly away crying, you are useless.

Then the end of the book in typical terrible Bendis fashion instead of people just taking action he has to throw in his two cents with terrible dialogue for the Young Avengers..

"Oh man..."

"Seriously."

"I-I Think thats a...."

How about this. DO SOMETHING. You kids are heroes, you wouldn't hesitate. If Bendis had read anything involving the Young Avengers he would know that, but no. Bendis doesn't care about individual characters, he cares about making everyone seem exactly the same and characters from the 70's that no one freaking cares about. Spider-Woman? Mockingbird? JEWEL?!?!

This comic has no point. I don't feel paranoid over who will be revealed next, I don't think this will have any greater ramifications. I think its stupid and a waste of my money. I am tired of this crap being passed off as entertaining good comics, and I am tired of people insisting Bendis is the best writer writing comics today. What makes you think that? His witty dialogue?

Tony Stark: "Whats that Hill? I'll be right there. I have to go"
Hank Pym: "What are you doing."
TS: "I have to go...I just have to go. I have to go."
HP: "He has to go"


ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?!

His original plots? Skrulls have invaded the Marvel universe!

Oh so its the Skrull Kree War?

NO, this time they have infiltrated our population and are masquerading as humans and superheroes.

Oh so its Battlestar Galatica.

Oh well...yeah I guess....

I don't care if Wolverine is a skrull, that has no larger ramifications (although it would explain why he is everywhere) because it will be forgotten in 6 months anyway. What books still deal with World War Hulk? 2. the Hulk books. What books still deal with Civil War? Avengers Intiative, Thunderbolts, and other books fleetingly. Oh yeah guys I am totally registered, now lets go take in the Masters of Evil! What books still deal with House of M. 1. X-factor (granted its incredible, but thats irrelevant). No one cares about what goes on here and unless Marvel is trying to revert their comics to the mid 70's (Hey it kinda worked with Spider-man, and by kinda I mean everyone hated it) this won't matter after issue 8 comes out.

Seriously. $4 for 22 pages of totally boring, bland story.

Things are down to the wire

and I am tired. But I am so close. Its pretty great. Forgive me for the lack of updates. I have been busy. Real short sentences. Its the way of the future.

Things to do when bored in College

I had to write this poem for a class. I wrote it in 5-10 minutes. Little editing. I kinda like it. Enjoy

Things to Do when bored at College.

Check your e-mail, a dozen times in as many minutes, no new Facebook comments, its a shame.
Walk around, enjoy the bizarre art your University has surely commissioned.
Read up on some history.
That building won an award?
You know you can always check your e-mail again. Go ahead.
Download some music, perfectly legal of course.
Go Drink.
Take a Sip, drink socially, get hammered, destroy your liver, you have one college life to live.
Wonder if your degree is useful. I know I can use a philosophy degree.
Join the dwindling straight edge coalition. We meet in the basement, there are 7 of us, one drunk.
Time to check that e-mail.
Screw up Noodle Bowl.
Go to Wawa.
You have no money, look at things in the Wawa and hope thats enough to sustain you.
Read the Watchmen, Sandman, V for Vendetta, Blankets beloved comic books you used to mock. In College its cool. Movies will ruin them.
Talk to your political polar opposite.
Watch the Game Show Network, Oh look Match Game!
New E-mail, my professor wants me to do what?
Destroy your sleep schedule.
Leave.

Sometimes movies are just terrible

I heard someone say that Josie and the Pussycats was satire? Really? I thought it was a vehicle for pretty ladies in cat ears and tails. Not everything has to be justified. Don't try and place attributes on something that aren't there. Sometimes a bad movie is just a bad movie. Like Howard the Duck, that wasn't some sort of satire of superheroes, or have some sort of acceptance message. No. That was George Lucas trying to make a movie. Hes not really very good at that anymore (and I am starting to wonder if he ever was). Sometimes a Bad Movie is just a Bad Movie.


On a somewhat related note check out my podcast: Backpunches. Its in iTunes. You have no excuse.

Things That should not be done/held/worn Ironically

1. Tattoos.
2. Jobs.
3. Cars.
4. Blogs.
5. Socks.
6. Music.
7. Friends.


I think thats a good list to start with.

Be gone.

Iblamethereds@gmail.com