Monday, April 14, 2008

Things to do when bored in College

I had to write this poem for a class. I wrote it in 5-10 minutes. Little editing. I kinda like it. Enjoy

Things to Do when bored at College.

Check your e-mail, a dozen times in as many minutes, no new Facebook comments, its a shame.
Walk around, enjoy the bizarre art your University has surely commissioned.
Read up on some history.
That building won an award?
You know you can always check your e-mail again. Go ahead.
Download some music, perfectly legal of course.
Go Drink.
Take a Sip, drink socially, get hammered, destroy your liver, you have one college life to live.
Wonder if your degree is useful. I know I can use a philosophy degree.
Join the dwindling straight edge coalition. We meet in the basement, there are 7 of us, one drunk.
Time to check that e-mail.
Screw up Noodle Bowl.
Go to Wawa.
You have no money, look at things in the Wawa and hope thats enough to sustain you.
Read the Watchmen, Sandman, V for Vendetta, Blankets beloved comic books you used to mock. In College its cool. Movies will ruin them.
Talk to your political polar opposite.
Watch the Game Show Network, Oh look Match Game!
New E-mail, my professor wants me to do what?
Destroy your sleep schedule.


DWB said...

Don't forget the part where you break Pennsylvania Hate Crime Laws

Rey said...

"You have no money, look at things in the Wawa and hope thats enough to sustain you."

best line in your whole poem